Eliza

Pois, pois. Eu também falei com esta bronca:

> Hello, I am Eliza.
* Hello, I am Axl Rose. THE Axl Rose.
> Do you believe it is normal to be Axl Rose. THE Axl Rose?
* Yes, I do.
> I see.
* Stupid bitch.
> Tell me more...
* You want more?? You are a fuckin' stupid bitch!
> What makes you think I am a fuckin' stupid bitch?
* I call bitch everyone.
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* Oh, fuck...
> OK... "You want more?? I am a fuckin' stupid bitch". Tell me more.
* Now we are geting somewhere. You are a bitch... a nasty bitch.
> Does it please you to believe I am a bitch... a nasty bitch?
* No
> Why not?
* Dunno
> OK... "Now we am geting somewhere. I am a bitch... a nasty bitch". Tell me more.
* Yes you are, you little motherfucker
> What makes you think I am me little motherfucker?
* Everything
> Tell me more...
* more
> OK... "Yes me are, me little motherfucker". Tell me more.
* Me are? That makes no sence, at all
> Are you saying no just to be negative?
* No
> Why no?
* No
> Do you expect a different answer by repeating yourself?
* No
> Please don't repeat yourself!
* No
> Do you expect a different answer by repeating yourself?
* No
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* No!
> Why did you repeat yourself?
* NO
> Please don't repeat yourself!
* Shut up!
> OK... "Me are? That makes no sence, at all". Tell me more.
* Me are doesn't exists!
> What does that suggest to you?
* That you are stupid
* Bye
> OK... "That I am stupid". Tell me more.
* I'll leave
> Tell me more...
* I'm tired of your fuckin' bullshits!
> Did you come to me because you are tired of my fuckin' bullshits?
*BYEEEEE

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